Archive for May 18th, 2006

What to do, what to do……

      I have a confession to make. This may come as a shock to many of you, but I can’t keep it inside any longer…

     I can’t tell Jon Bon Jovi and Kevin Bacon apart. I try I really do, but I just can’t. It’s like God’s playing some sort of sick joke on me. Sure I’ve done my best to fake it. I’ll go to imdb before social gatherings, pick out a Kevin Bacon film or two and then discuss them loudly with others to cover my shame. But it’s all a facade.

     It’s almost enough to make me forget that I don’t have ANY classes for three months. Almost…but not quite. Yes, as of 3:30 am on Thursday the 11th I was O-fficially done with my first year of law school, and in celebration of this fact, I think it’s time to hand out some awards:

      Greatest contribution to my surviving 1L year without (physically) harming myself or others: Ethan Knoop, for showing me the light that is “Ask a Ninja”

     Greatest brainfart(s): Taking a whole semester to figure out the street-cleaning schedule, resulting in $96 in parking tickets; and freaking out because I thought someone had stolen my computer when I was just looking at the wrong desk; and Taking almost 2 hours to get home on a 20 minute drive because I accidentally drove to San Francisco; and losing two jackets and a sweatshirt in each of three consecutive weeks, leaving myself to spend a straight month of rain in a t-shirt; and…you know lets just stop there.

      Best “well-it-could-be-worse” moment:  Pat: “So what are you up to?” Chrissy: “Studying Rectums” Pat: “Oh reallly? How’s that going” Chrissy: “Alright. At least well enough so I shouldn’t hurt the guy tomorrow.” Pat: “…”

      Most surprising new personal record: I must have written the word “lesbian” on my Legislation final at least 30 times. That’s gotta be a first.

      Clearest Indicator I will Die Alone: This year, the passenger seat of my car transported Subway Sandwiches more often than it transported a person. (I even use the seat warmer to keep my sandwiches toasty on the way home)

Well, I think that about does it. Finally, for your viewing pleasure


05 2006