Brainfarts

Go here. I’m sure you will find it interesting.

(Needless to say, this link is not safe for work, but it is suprisingly tasteful at the same time.)

IMPORTANT UPDATE: If you click them, they will turn around.

Odd things I have noticed:

1.) In the local Borders bookstore, the “Death and Dying” section is directly next to the “Eroticism” section, due in no small part to the order of the alphabet.

2.) A local alcohol store advertises proudly, “Alcohol and Pure Water.”

3.) We-cycle Office Wastepaper. Be very afraid.

I hate for this to seem like the “Colbert Clips Blog” but how can I resist sharing these things with you when they are so damn funny?

Thanks to Boing Boing:

Check out this stunning collection of photorealistic vector art. I’m having a hard time convincing myself that the vast majority of these are not real photos. (Note: some of these photos may be a bit NSFW, although in a tasteful way.)

He aptly paddled perpendicularly yon barrel igloo, roughly two halves down a yellow elephant’s moldy midnight yawn.

I know that there are people who swallow swords, but for some reason I find this wonderful, wonderful act infinitely more unbelievable… and infinitely more appealing. Watch it. I don’t think you will disagree.

Click here to watch the best video evar. Actually, once you’ve watched the intro, click on “the video” on the left.

What the fuck? I knew about Richard Cizik, but when did this guy start caring about the environment?

Of course, I still think it is an excellent resource, despite the fact that its model does allow for odd artifacts of “truthiness” to show up on controversial subjects.