Archive for March, 2007

In Your Bathtub

Please list all perishable items that currently reside in your bathtub that you have no plans to consume and that will likely stay in your bathtub for all time.

12 Liters of Liquid Cheese, nacho
1 Tofu Hacksaw, bloody
1 Decapitated Vampire Clown’s Head, pale green with purple lipstick

On a related note, I can confirm that Vampire Clowns do, in fact, bleed nacho cheese. They can often be found hiding inside bathroom toilets, eagerly awaiting their next victim.

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03 2007

Thrill The World

I’m sure you’re all familiar with Michael Jackson’s Thriller video. Have you ever wanted to do the dance yourself? How about with a lot of people? And maybe even be able to get in the Guinness World Book of Records? You can. In October 2007 thousands of people in many cities will perform the Thriller dance. Everyone who reads Brainfarts is here on required to participate with me. Learning will be tough. Thankfully their website offers a script of the words to go along with the moves, and instructional videos on YouTube to coordinate it all.

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03 2007

In Your Fridge

Please list all perishable items that currently reside in your freezer/fridge that you have no plans to consume and that will likely stay in your fridge until the next time you clean it out for all time. The person who lists the most items wins.

1 Carton of Eggs, 100% Full but have been in there for months (Yes ladies I am that awesome.)
1 Box of Garlic Chicken Pizza, 1 Slice Remaining
1 Box of Mushroom Pepperoni Pizza, 1 Slice Remaining
1 Pumpkin Pie leftover from Thanksgiving, 2/3 pie remaining
3 Mandarin Oranges
1 Carton of Guacamole that has been in there WAY too long
1 Can of Spaghetti Sauce, 1/8th full with mold growing on top of it
1 Thingy of Polenta
1 Turkey Pot Pie that Tastes Like Crap
1 Box of Organic Blueberry Waffles that Taste Like Crap, 4 waffles remaining
1 Package of Chicken Sausages, Unopened, but that no doubt Smell Like Death

Eleven things. Bring it.

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03 2007

Geography Game

100%, multiple times in a row. My best time was 1:14.4. Bring it.

25

03 2007

Japanese Rube Goldberg Contest

Need I say more?

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03 2007

Party Tricks I

18

03 2007

In the market for a new car?

Beware, NSFW language ahead.

18

03 2007

If Rube Goldberg made music…

I must say, this is by far the best tube based music video I’ve seen all week.

More stuff along the same lines can be found here.

18

03 2007

Mr. Deity

Go behind the scenes as god makes the big decisions.

You can find the rest of the series here.

17

03 2007

Hey Pat

Hey Pat, NCAA bracket?

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03 2007