In Your Bathtub
Please list all perishable items that currently reside in your bathtub that you have no plans to consume and that will likely stay in your bathtub for all time.
12 Liters of Liquid Cheese, nacho
1 Tofu Hacksaw, bloody
1 Decapitated Vampire Clown’s Head, pale green with purple lipstick
On a related note, I can confirm that Vampire Clowns do, in fact, bleed nacho cheese. They can often be found hiding inside bathroom toilets, eagerly awaiting their next victim.
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