Battle Royale part 2

The previous thread of comments is getting a bit long in the tooth, so I thought I’d start a new post to house our ongoing battle. I’ll repost my last comment from the old thread as the first comment in this one.

Posted by Ethan

Ethan is the senior editor in charge of stupid video for Brainfarts.

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09 2006

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  1. Ethan #
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    Michael said:

    to which I repiled:

  2. Michael Jeung #
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    Genius.

  3. Michael Jeung #
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    I mean “INgenius.” Ethan, can you grant me edit privileges? I got spoiled since I owned the last thread and could edit willy-nilly..

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    l

     

    hehe

  5. Ethan #
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    Welcome to the land of the editors, Michael. (You may need to log out and log back in for the change to take effect.)

  6. Ethan #
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    Shenanigans!

    Melon helmet cat is awesome, but how does it beat a giant fly who can take on a battleship single-handedly?

  7. TeamAlcoholica #
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    lime hat cat.

     

    Argh, what is the name of that movie with the giant dog with the acid pee?

  8. Ethan #
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    Semantics! And that still doesn’t explain how it beats the fly. :P

  9. Ethan #
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    Well, regardless of your specious attack on my fly, I soundly defeat your lime hat with a real melon helmet. So there!

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    everyone knows that cats are bigger than flies.  My cat could destroy your fly.  And is wearing a helmet for protection

    but man that melon helmet is cool

    but better than red is green (I claim no trumps, i’m just posting)

  11. Ethan #
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    Alright, let’s just leave Jeff’s indiscretions behind and get this silliness back on the road. ;)

    You call that a nose ring? This is a nose ring:

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    Well, there is only one thing that I know of that can be the One Ring:

    Mt. Doom!

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    I don’t know what mikes was, but here is the Bulldozer of Doom

    and i appear to have a thing for piercings.

  16. Ethan #
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    If the filename is right, he meant to post Dr. Doom. I think your wrestler wins anyway.

    However, he is soundly trounced by this bulldozer of cuteness:

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    Vin Diesel or not, he’ll still fall to the might of…

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    Greenspan may be a powerful man, but Mr. Miagi would kick his ass in an old man fight.

  28. Michael Jeung #
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    Your kung-fu karate is weak, old man.

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    Hahahaha

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    thats awesome mike.

     Unfortunately, birdstrike can defeat your warning.

    and heh, since i couldn’t decide which way to go with this.

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    Chopsticks are fun and all, but I’m afraid that they don’t stack up to the ultimate utensil:

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  39. Ethan #
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    Ouch! That one will be hard to beat. You’ll have to give me some time to think about it…

  40. TeamAlcoholica #
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    I don’t care if it trumps, you all should read this book

  41. Ethan #
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    That’s a good one, but I can beat meatballs from the sky pretty easily, since I have access to one of these:

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    I never thought this would defeat anything, but we may have a situation on our hands where it does:

    That’s Sean Connery in The Avengers, folks, and if you don’t know why that wins this match, ask Jeff. He may be the only one who’s seen it.

  43. Michael Jeung #
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    If I recall correctly, most of that movie consisted of Sean Connery running around in a giant teddy bear suit and making excessive use of a giant weather controlling machine.

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    Jeff, stop posting as Mike.

  45. TeamAlcoholica #
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    i love ninja’s. i am the darkness.

    kokokatchu

  46. Michael Jeung #
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    Despite the fact that James Bond sucks, Pierce Brosnan definitely does a better job than Connery as far as pretending to be a spy is concerned.

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    Pierce Brosnan? Is there no one else? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???

  48. Michael Jeung #
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    Normally I wouldn’t double comment, but I can’t stand seeing James Bond being the winner of this game for any longer. James Bond is a horrible human being who eats children and deserves to die. Time to lay the smack down:

    Alec Guinness as John Le Carre’s George Smiley.

    If you haven’t seen Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy or Smiley’s People — guess what? You’ve never watched a good spy movie.

    And that’s the end of Battle Royale, because nothing – nothing at all – can beat Alec Guinness as George Smiley.



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