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Posted by Michael

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05 2007

8 Comments Reply ↓


  1. Ethan #


    (Just so you know, though, this doesn’t count as a connect four. You have to have at least 24 hours between posts. :P )

  2. Michael #

    Well, we completed Connect 14 like two posts ago.

  3. Michael #


  4. Ethan #

    Haha, that’s great.

    I was under the impression that a double super secret game of connect four was still on going. I’d be glad to know it wasn’t, though, as I don’t have anything interesting to post right now. :D

  5. Michael #

    No, there’s a new secret game now: Connect Fourty Four.

    The goal is to post 44 days of consecutive content, without missing a day.

    We’re like…half way there right now.

  6. Ethan #

    Sweet. I’m totally down for that super secret game.

  7. Emmy #

    I thought Heath Ledge was going to be the Joker?

  8. Ethan #

    Exciting news regarding Heath Ledger as the Joker will be posted tomorrow RIGHT HERE on Brainfarts.

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